You know your in Chicago when..

1.) You hear sirens at night and they put you to sleep
2.) You leave 2 hours early to get anywhere
3.)Your hands, toes, and face all feel like they are going to fall off
4.)You wear a coat and scarf indoors
5.) You can order any type of food and have it delivered to your house in no time
6.)You dont go outside from December-April
7.)You car freezes. doors, wipers, handle, key lock..you name it!
8.)You pay more in parking and tickets than in actual rent
9.)Your horn gets put to good use on the road
10.)You have to learn how to pump your own gas
11.)You pay 11% for sales tax
12.)You have bruises on both hips from slipping on the ice
13.)You realize that deep dis pizza is incredibly delicious
14.)You gain at least 10lbs.
15.)You carry your mase anywhere you walk
16.)Sports become the center of your world
17.) Your forced to choose..white soxs or cubs?
18.) You get introduced to some of the best food around
19.) Everything you could ever want is within a 4 mile radius of your house
20.) You start saying your "A's" with an accent
21.) You see a Dounkin Donuts on every corner
22.) You find yourself hoping you'll run into Oprah downtown!
23.) Wen you see a green tree or a field it's a rare occurance
24.) You can Yelp review anything
25.)Birds fly at your head in the city!
26.) People fall asleep on you on the train
27.) People are passionate about their pizza
28.) Dogs wear sweaters and little shoes
29.) Everyone seems to be in a rush to be in a rush to get anywhere
30.) You gag when you drink the tap water
31.) You (me) are a minority
32.) Getting anywhere takes patientce
33.) People love their Groupon
34.) You never run out of new and interesting smells
35.) You learn to bundle up
36.) There is no such thing as free parking
37.) people walk around with coats that resemble blankets that are down to their toes
38.) You start walking like you have a place to be
39.)You get used to not having a yard
40.) You see bulding taller than mountains
41.)You learn to ail a taxi
42.)You buy starbucks just to have something warm to hold
..more to come!